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5 Games That Get Zombies Right

What if, zombies in games weren’t just machine gun fodder? What if there was a way to bring back the tension that comes from being slowly, inevitably hunted? Let’s take a look at how a few games have tried to bring scary zombies back to gaming.

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5 Sequel Theories Of Completely Unrelated Games Hey Poor Player

If you’ve got some time and a bit of imagination these subtle references can take on a host of unexpected implications.

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Hitman Episode 3: Marrakesh Is Coming Next Week Hey Poor Player

The next episodic entry of Io-Interactive’s, Hitman series launches on May 31, 2016.

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7 Days To Die Gets PS4 And Xbox One Release Hey Poor Player

Telltale Publishing has teamed up with The Fun Pimps to bring their survival horde crafting game to console players starting next month.

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Free Conflict Update For Tom Clancy's The Division Drops Today ...

Conflict, the second content update for Tom Clancy’s The Division is now available. This is part of Ubisoft’s post-launch plan to keep The Division experience fresh with ongoing content.

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KOEI TECMO Teases New Omega Force Title For E3 Hey Poor Player

You may remember the folks at Omega Force for their Dynasty Warriors series and Hyrule Warriors. Should we expect another hack-and-slash powerhouse?

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Homefront: The Revolution Performance Issues, Unlocks New ...

With Homefront: The Revolution finally available worldwide, Dambuster Studios took to their Facebook page today to address some of the issues players have been enduring.

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Dear BioWare, About Mass Effect Andromeda Hey Poor Player

I Want You Back, But Let’s Set a Few Things Straight

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Homefront: The Revolution Releases Today - Hey Poor Player

The Greater Korean Republic may have lost the battle, but the war is still going strong in Homefront: The Revolution.

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Fallout 4’s Far Harbor DLC Hits The Shore Tomorrow Hey Poor Player

If anyone needed a reason to get back into Fallout 4, the new Far Harbor add-on looks to deliver one.

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Resident Evil 7 Reveal Set For E3, Returns To Horror Roots Hey Poor Player

With Resident Evil 7, it seems like Capcom has finally taken notice of fan’s disappointment with the franchise straying so far into the action genre.